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type thing that maybe happen. hit OOGA. rock tell you: money go UP 🍌 or money go DOWN 💀, who happy, who cry. or hit SHAKE TREE for random big scary thing. rock think fast.
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▼ how rock work

what is this 🐵

rock tell you what happen to money if big scary thing happen. before it happen. ooga.

what this thing?
you type big thing. like war. or crash. rock think hard. rock tell you: money go UP 🍌 or money go DOWN 💀. who win banana. who cry. like dream of future but for money. ooga.
how rock know answer?
rock think 4 think: (1) why thing matter. (2) who get hit first. (3) what break next. (4) secret thing other monke not see. then rock give real number. not fake. 🍌
what DEEP MODE?
normal rock think from big rock brain, fast. DEEP MODE rock go read today news first, pick good leaf, then think. slow rock. but rock more right. show you where rock read. (~6s)
where news come from?
rock have news river. new water every 5 minute. oil, gold, war, china, coin, all the scary. that water make top bar move AND feed deep rock.
news old or fresh?
headline new every 5 minute. answer rock make new every day. same thing tomorrow = new think for new day. you want fresh now? push button. rock redo.
this money advice?
NO. 🚫🍌 rock just think for fun. not tell you buy. not tell you sell. rock wrong sometime. you no give rock your whole banana pile. use head. stay safe.